Being broke as a joke, and still needing to purchase a couple more plane tickets, I decided to start cleaning houses.
Joe Singer's mom has a vacation rental house cleaning service, and it's pretty good money for something I already do a darn good job of at home, so I started yesterday.
Not bad, not bad. One house in particular was HILARIOUS.
There were some crazies there.
1. Beds disheveled, which seems normal at first.
2. Sheets feel weird.
3. Boxers found next to disposable camera wrappings in bed.
4. Blankets feel awkward.
5. Bra fell out of blanket [another bed].
6. Sheets from the "bra bed" found in dryer, which means they were really bad if the person felt the need to strip the bed, wash and dry them before leaving, knowing that there's a cleaning service.
7. Broken bed attempted to be fixed by placing a log under it, looked like a drunk move.
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8. Hair shavings coating the bath tub, next to a razor.
The funniest part about it?
When we called to report the damages done to the bed, Mary said, "It couldn't have been that bad; the last person there was the owner's daughter!"
Well, home owner, I'm sorry to tell you but your daughter is a FREAK!
Taking pictures of hanky panky, shaving naughty areas, and leaving all your underwear behind?
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
Also, what do you think happens when you leave delicious food behind? The cleaners get it!
Good finds;
*Beer
*Popcorn
*French Silk ice cream
*Ketchup
*Unopened bottle of Martinelli's
*Mac and Cheese
Awesome!
In another house I discovered that the owners drink too much Coors Light, pee in their bed, play drums, and empty containers of counting beans in their drawers on top of their clean sheets.
Hmmmmm....
Anyways, weather permitting, I'm waiting on a call to clean a couple more houses. This storm is gnarly!! 7-11 more inches today! Anyone want to shred some 'freshies' tomorrow?
Hmmmm?
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As cool as this weather is, it prohibited me from visiting my wifey down in Newport.
Makes me sad. Will someone buy her a plane ticket up, please? We will make you delicious Thai food!!!