"The story of my life rich or poor and mostly poor and truly poor."

"The story of my life rich or poor and mostly poor and truly poor."

"The story of my life rich or poor and mostly poor and truly poor."

-Jack Kerouac

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Holy Bejesus!!

The world's oldest person died. Dang, this woman lived through EVERYTHING! And, after, there's a bit on the oldest recorded person who was 256 years old! Those himalayas maaaan
http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/li-ching-yuen-the-amazing-250-year-old-man/

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Health

World's Oldest Person Dies

By The Associated Press

posted: 28 November 2008 09:43 am ET

SHELBYVILLE, Ind. (AP) _ Edna Parker, who became the world's oldest person more than a year ago, has died at age 115.

UCLA gerontologist Dr. Stephen Coles said Parker's great-nephew notified him that Parker died Wednesday at a nursing home in Shelbyville. She was 115 years, 220 days old, said Robert Young, a senior consultant for gerontology for Guinness World Records.

Parker was born April 20, 1893, in central Indiana's Morgan County and had been recognized by Guinness World Records as the world's oldest person since the 2007 death in Japan of Yone Minagawa, who was four months her senior.

Coles maintains a list of the world's oldest people and said Parker was the 14th oldest validated supercentenarian in history. Maria de Jesus of Portugal, who was born Sept. 10, 1893, is now the world's oldest living person, according to the Gerontology Research Group.

Parker had been a widow since her husband, Earl Parker, died in 1939 of a heart attack. She lived alone in their farmhouse until age 100, when she moved into a son's home and later to the Shelbyville nursing home.

Although she never drank alcohol or tried tobacco and led an active life, Parker didn't offer tips for living a long life. Her only advice to those who gathered to celebrate when she became the oldest person was "more education."

Parker outlived her two sons, Clifford and Earl Jr. She also had five grandchildren, 13 great-grandchildren and 13 great-great-grandchildren.

Don Parker, 60, said his grandmother had a small frame and a mild temperament. She walked a lot and kept busy even after moving into the nursing home, he said.

"She kept active," he said Thursday. "We used to go up there, and she would be pushing other patients in their wheelchairs."

Gov. Mitch Daniels celebrated with Parker on her 114th birthday.

"It was a delight to know Edna, who must have been a remarkable lady at any age," Daniels said.

Parker taught in a two-room school in Shelby County for several years after graduating from Franklin College in 1911. She wed her childhood sweetheart and neighbor in 1913.

But as was the tradition of that era, her teaching career ended with her marriage. Parker traded the schoolhouse for life as a farmer's wife, preparing meals for as many as a dozen men who worked on her husband's farm.

Parker noted with pride last year that she and her husband were one of the first owners of an automobile in their rural area.

Coincidentally, Parker lived in the same nursing home as 7-foot-7 Sandy Allen, whom Guinness recognized as the world's tallest woman until her death in August.


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"I always get a kick out of "the oldest person" articles. The absolute oldest person I've ever heard of who had actual evidence to back it up was Li Ching-Yuen, a Chinese monk who lived to be 250 years old. His background was investigated and confirmed by a general named Yang Shen (who had met him shortly before the old man died) in 1927. There's even a picture of him, which I'm currently looking at - he does NOT look happy.

Li had been born in 1678 in Szechuan province. He was a skilled herbalist and chi kung master, and was married 14 times (most of his wives died early). He joined the army when he was 71.

General Yang was determined to find the facts after Li had died, and wrote a report about his findings which was published by the Chinese and Foreign Literature Storehouse in Taipei. All of the available information indicates that the story is true."




Saturday, November 29, 2008

What the hell?

Have you checked out the exchange rate lately? I mean, good for me, but when did this start happening?
According to XE.com,

1.00 GBP

=

1.53420 USD

United Kingdom Pounds United States Dollars
1 GBP = 1.53420 USD 1 USD = 0.651805 GBP
ANNNND 1 USD= about .788 Euro cents! YAAAAY, or 1.26=1 euro
before, it was $2=1 pound, and about $1.58=1 Euro
yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

THE WEATHER LIES!!!+ "rikard the Swede"

Eff you, Noaa.gov!!!
I guess I can't blame you for being an optimist.
Alas, snow-less yet again.
and too lazy to pee.
Here's a convo between Rikard the Swede and I about pee-hoses;

Kari is AMAZING says: go smile and hug a goat!
Rikard says: that's what I'll do
Kari is AMAZING says: heheheheehheehee
Kari is AMAZING says: i have to pee but i'm too lazy
Rikard says: I hate that..
Kari is AMAZING says: i wish i could just go in my suit, just like the astronauts do
Rikard says: sometimes I wish I just had a hose to pee in
Rikard says: yeah
Kari is AMAZING says: me too
Rikard says: that'd be so awesome
Rikard says: especially when you're at the movies
Kari is AMAZING says: i want to devise a lazy boy-esque recliner with a built in toilet
Kari is AMAZING says: i know!
Kari is AMAZING says: some kind of light vacuuming hose
Rikard says: like going to snowboarding premieres at aa theatre and you're drunk so you have to go every ten minutes
Kari is AMAZING says: right?!
Kari is AMAZING says: hahahaha
Kari is AMAZING says: ohhhh rikard, we def are soulmates
Rikard says: happened to me two weeks ago
Rikard says: I know
Kari is AMAZING says: let's go into the pee-hose business together!
-LATER-
Kari is AMAZING says: ps i'm copy and pasting our convo about pee hoses on my blog because I have nothing else to do.
Rikard says: good


[Rikard]

He has six fingers.
Not really, but wouldn't it be cool if he did?
He would have to get custom made gloves.
AND AS i'M WRITING THIS I JUST RECEIVED A TEXT THAT IT IS SNOWING AT BOREAL!
Thank you, my optimistic NOAA!!!
But back to Rikard.

This is what he just wrote me;

Rikard says: now two of the girls I'm living with is going nuts with candles
Rikard says: they're lighting candles in the whole apartment
Kari is AMAZING says: hehehee
Rikard says: luckily I have the fire department on speed dial

Candles are fun.
I still have to pee.
Puppy is sitting ext to me.
Sometimes she pees in random places.
Oh dear, I'll just pee already.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

TONIGHT!!! For you SoCal folks...

My looooovely friend Mike Robles is dj-ing at a premier in Huntington this evening. Check it out, it should be fun!
Starts at 5:30 and we're showing 2 videos.


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Monday, November 24, 2008

Today


is a day of reflection.
Another amazing day to be alive.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

why I'm happy....

There is a MULTITUDE of reasons why I am happy, of course.

Besides the fact that there is a plethora of passed out people in my living room that will wake up with massive hangovers, yet I didn't [due to the fact that I'm not too much of a drinker these days], and put aside the notion that living in general is positively WONDERFUL;
the main reason that I am stoked today is SNOWWWWW!

No, it's not snowing yet but it will be.

Here is the weather, according to noaa.gov;

Tuesday: A chance of rain showers. Snow level 6500 feet. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 44. East wind around 5 mph. Chance of precipitation is 40%.

Tuesday Night: A chance of rain and snow showers. Snow level 5900 feet. Cloudy, with a low around 29. Chance of precipitation is 50%.

Wednesday: A chance of rain and snow showers. Snow level 5900 feet. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 42. Chance of precipitation is 40%.

Wednesday Night: A slight chance of rain and snow showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 27.

Thanksgiving Day: A chance of rain and snow showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 45.

Thursday Night: A chance of snow showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 26.

Friday: A chance of snow showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 42.

Friday Night: A chance of snow showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 27.

Saturday: A chance of snow showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 43.


....
RAIN AND SNOW WITH THE FIRST SYSTEM IS FORECAST TO REACH THE
CENTRAL SIERRA ON TUESDAY AND SPREAD INTO WESTERN NEVADA ON
TUESDAY NIGHT AND WEDNESDAY AS THE LOW MOVES ONSHORE. THIS SYSTEM
WILL BRING DOWN SNOW LEVELS TO 5500 TO 6000 FEET ACROSS THE
REGION FOR TUESDAY NIGHT AND WEDNESDAY. THERE IS POTENTIAL FOR
SIGNIFICANT SNOW ACCUMULATIONS IN THE SIERRA SOUTH OF LAKE TAHOE
TO MAMMOTH LAKES.

THE TRACK OF THE SECOND SYSTEM REMAINS QUITE UNCERTAIN AS IT DROPS
OUT OF THE GULF OF ALASKA. FORECAST MODELS ARE INDICATING THIS
SYSTEM COULD MOVE SOUTH ALONG THE SIERRA OR REMAIN JUST OFF THE
CALIFORNIA COAST. HOWEVER CONFIDENCE THAT THE STORM WILL AFFECT THE
AREA LATE THANKSGIVING DAY OR EARLY FRIDAY IS INCREASING. FORECAST
MODELS INDICATE THE SYSTEM MAY LINGER OVER THE REGION INTO SATURDAY...
WITH COLD AND MOIST CONDITIONS. SNOW LEVELS MAY DROP BELOW 5000
FEET IF THE STORM MOVES SOUTH ALONG THE SIERRA WHILE SNOW LEVELS
WOULD BE HIGHER IF THE SYSTEM REMAINS OFFSHORE. THE MOST LIKELY
TIME FRAME FOR POTENTIAL SIGNIFICANT SNOWS IN THE SIERRA IS FROM LATE
THANKSGIVING DAY INTO FRIDAY. LIGHT ACCUMULATIONS MAY BE POSSIBLE
FOR ELEVATIONS BELOW 5500 FEET...INCLUDING PORTIONS OF WESTERN
NEVADA.


Oh happy days!!!!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

TEETH


Best ever!!!

GO DOWNLOAD THE MOVIE "TEETH"!!!!
watch the trailer on youtube., provided below.

"every rose has its thorns"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

all I have to say, is vagina dentada......



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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Boreal Todayyyy


No money, no pass, and no cajones to poach......this was my dilemma today. HOWEVER, I did get to see some good friends and I took a few photos before hitching a ride home. What a beautiful day to be alive! Here are some of the photos I took, mostly "portraits" are on top and riding shots are towards the bottom, in no particular order. I WANT IT TO SNOW AND I WANT TO SHRED NORTHSTAR! :]





























Monday, November 17, 2008

MIA!


Hey folks, I know I've been completely MIA lately, but I've been having a blast! I moved into a huge house with 5 or 6 dudes, got a puppy, sledded in the dirt, David came up for a night.....CRAZY FUN! It's amazing to be back in Tahoe; I'm excessively happy and stoked! Too much good stuff has been going on, so I haven't really wanted to be online. I have about a million photos to upload, and I'll get to it. For now, here are a couple!

PS

David's show last week went amazing! TKID headlined and did a little damage...unfortunately I wasn't there for the show, but here are some pictures! Hahahahaha he's a dork, but he's kind of a babe on stage.....HAHAHAHAHA




Sunday, November 9, 2008

ColorTV Premier pics--PARRRRTAY!!!






omFg!!! Friday night was the bee's knees all! Reunited with the homies, we all took Chico by storm. RAD! Here are some photos for your viewing pleasure;