I guess I can't blame you for being an optimist.
Alas, snow-less yet again.
and too lazy to pee.
Here's a convo between Rikard the Swede and I about pee-hoses;
Kari is AMAZING says: go smile and hug a goat!
Rikard says: that's what I'll do
Kari is AMAZING says: heheheheehheehee
Kari is AMAZING says: i have to pee but i'm too lazy
Rikard says: I hate that..
Kari is AMAZING says: i wish i could just go in my suit, just like the astronauts do
Rikard says: sometimes I wish I just had a hose to pee in
Rikard says: yeah
Kari is AMAZING says: me too
Rikard says: that'd be so awesome
Rikard says: especially when you're at the movies
Kari is AMAZING says: i want to devise a lazy boy-esque recliner with a built in toilet
Kari is AMAZING says: i know!
Kari is AMAZING says: some kind of light vacuuming hose
Rikard says: like going to snowboarding premieres at aa theatre and you're drunk so you have to go every ten minutes
Kari is AMAZING says: right?!
Kari is AMAZING says: hahahaha
Kari is AMAZING says: ohhhh rikard, we def are soulmates
Rikard says: happened to me two weeks ago
Rikard says: I know
Kari is AMAZING says: let's go into the pee-hose business together!
-LATER-
Kari is AMAZING says: ps i'm copy and pasting our convo about pee hoses on my blog because I have nothing else to do.
Rikard says: good
[Rikard]
He has six fingers.
Not really, but wouldn't it be cool if he did?
He would have to get custom made gloves.
AND AS i'M WRITING THIS I JUST RECEIVED A TEXT THAT IT IS SNOWING AT BOREAL!
Thank you, my optimistic NOAA!!!
But back to Rikard.
This is what he just wrote me;
Rikard says: now two of the girls I'm living with is going nuts with candles
Rikard says: they're lighting candles in the whole apartment
Kari is AMAZING says: hehehee
Rikard says: luckily I have the fire department on speed dial
Candles are fun.
I still have to pee.
Puppy is sitting ext to me.
Sometimes she pees in random places.
Oh dear, I'll just pee already.
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