"The story of my life rich or poor and mostly poor and truly poor."

"The story of my life rich or poor and mostly poor and truly poor."

"The story of my life rich or poor and mostly poor and truly poor."

-Jack Kerouac

Friday, October 9, 2009

Are You Flippin' SERIOUS?!!

There's something that I have been noticing a lot lately, especially today, that really irks me;
ELASTIC WAISTBAND JEANS.
Since when did maternity pants become cool? Aren't they the most dreaded article of clothing by women? They're not even cool when you're pregnant! Elastic waistband jeans are just condoning weight gain and promoting pregnancy.
"Hey, it's cool to be fat and/or pregnant when you're young!"
I went for a wander around Oxford Street, a big 'hip' shopping street in London and I saw them everywhere. By the time I got to Bershka, I just about threw up in my purse, which would have resulted in my camera getting pukey.
Really, elastic waistband jeans need to be banned unless a person is pregnant, morbidly obese, or planning to feast at Thanksgiving.
Crocs need to be banned forever.

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