Africa Tomorrow.

For those of you who don't know, I will be flying to Africa tomorrow! It's really only a hop, skip, jump, and a decently cheap ticket away.
PLUS
duneboarding in the Sahara Desert? Camels? Snake charmers?
DEAL!
So, I probably won't be bringing my tiny laptop, because I don't want it to get ripped off. I'm even a bit nervous about bringing my big camera, but oh well! We will see.
Unfortunately, I'm a complete idiot. I left some "unnecessary items" at my friend's flat in London.
Those items included all my shorts, my long linen skirt, sandals, and all my sunscreen.
EVERYTHING I need for the desert. So now, I'm off to H&M or pimkie to find a pair of long, cheap, blandly colored shorts and a matching modest, bland shirt to wear all week.
I'm going to smell GOOD.
I will most likely post a blog after I get back to Spain.
Hasta Luego!!!!!

Euro Raves and Koala Snoggers!

Well, practically a rave.
I went to Razzmatazz [http://www.salarazzmatazz.com/clubs/index.html] last night with Sir David Read, and it was NUTS. I did not get home until 8:20, and when I got up at 12, I was still a mess and went back to sleep for a couple more hours.
Oh well, at least I had my 3 foot baguette from Dino Pan.
I mean, really lady, all I wanted was pan con tamate, and you only had it with salami on it? LIAR!
Anyways, last night was too epic for words. I'll just upload the photogs and let you see for yourself, the 5 room glory that is RAZZMATAZZ.
PS. Dave pashed a random Swede ALL night, but I guess that's what they're good for.
KOALA SNOGGERS!
PPS. a random Spaniard picked my nose.
PPPS. A girl with horribly scabbed over herpes ALL OVER her lips asked to borrow lipstick. Even if I wore lipstick, I would not want to herp it up!

Can I just say...

That during my brief cameo at the nude beach in Barcelona today, i saw a short old naked man with genetalia about the size of Ron Jeremy's?
Really gross and disturbing, but at the same time, props to you old man.
Keep drinking that milk.

Barcelona Knees for Jeff McCosker

I figure this title needs an explanation.
At 2:20 AM, I will do my best.
Jeff McCosker "fudged" up his knee right before I left for Europe. So tonight, before going out for tapas, Jeff and I skyped.
I asked how his knee was, and he told me it hurt and he'd have surgery in May after he graduated.
I told him this;
"Every foreign country I go, I will take pictures of healthy knees....maybe this will inspire your knee to heal faster."
And that is what I [we] did.
Dave and I went on a mission.
Double-o-seven style.
FYI: People get weirded out when you take pictures of their knees.
The facial expressions were PRICELESS.
So these pictures are for you, Jeff, and maybe others that have bum knees.
Heal up my friend!!!
And some other photos from the night...as well as one or two other from daytime...