Creepy Photos...

...from Coley's bday party.
Fun!
Happy Birthday, Coley!!!

No,

I do not have a Twitter. This and facebook is quite enough for me!
I feel like anything more would be a bit overkill.
Sorry.

Thanksgiving

Yet another wonderful, fun-filled Thanksgiving at Johnny's, caught by a Lomography Fisheye.

I'm too used to taking photos with digital cameras with endless capacity, so I ran out of film before dinner started, and before everyone showed up.

I'm sure there will be more photos to come from others.

The food was great, and the company was even better. I ate so much that my skirt came almost completely unzipped, and was about 2 1/2 inches away from closing! Gross! I had to go home before it fell completely off.

That's what I get for being a fatty!

Hope your holiday was as lovely as mine!

So, I bought a car...

It's being delivered to me tomorrow; after that, I get to smog it and enjoy the lovely Truckee DMV.

The Aussies have been gone for a few days, sadly, Northstar has opened up, I realized that my board is exactly the opposite of what I need and I must have been asleep when ordering it [I do not have big feet!!], I sold my Agent, selling my Graft, and a brand new Rome Machine, Wifey and Jeff arrived at my house at 4AM to visit for a day before going to their respective families for Thanksgiving, and I'm headed to T-Club tonight.

Wow, that was a lot of updates in a really horrific run on sentence. I apologize to anyone who read that.

Life is good, snow on Thursday!

Congrats Jamielee!

For making it into the top two. Either way, you'll be modeling for Victoria's Secret! Yes! Here's a video from the announcement in New York today;



Thank you, again, to all of you who voted.Next round of voting starts next Monday, Nov. 23rd until Dec. 1st (the day of the runway show) so you can get even more people to vote around the holidays.

Help her become number one!

Time to vote again for Jamie!

to become the next VS Angel! Voting is today and tomorrow.
You can vote here.
Thanks!
PS test drove some cars today....

Air Hockey in my Game Room!

Finally today we managed to get the air hockey table downstairs. I had to take off all the legs so we could slowly and carefully get it downstairs---very difficult!

Anyways, House rules at night time are as follows;
1. No putting your striker on top of the puck to stop or move it.
2. Games go until 5 goals.
3. Loser has to pull his/her pants down for 25 seconds in the cold outside. However, if the loser loses 5-NILL, the loser has to stand outside pants down for a full minute.

It's actually hilarious.

The Annoying Devil

[Balls of Steel]
YouTube won't let me embed this, but here's the link; Click Here
I promise you, if you have been to England and know what Brits are like, you'll find this absolutely hilarious.

Sledding with the Gringo and Munners

The Gringo and Munners go sledding from Kari Langslet on Vimeo.

This morning I picked up my crazy Aussie friends, Munners and the Gringo, from the Reno airport. They were super stoked to see snow, since they haven't seen in in about a decade [surfers from the Gold Coast].

Immediately we decided it would be an amazing idea to go sledding on the bits of snow that hadn't melted, and attempt to dodge the thorny bushes and rocks.
That didn't turn out too well. We all got raped.
A fun day though!

The biggest husky I've ever seen joined in the fun, chasing us while we were sledding. I wish we got the good bits on film, but the camera battery died.
We left when we were completely soaked to the bone and bleeding.
Tomorrow I'm going to teach them to snowboard.

God, it's going to be a good week!

Vote for my friend to be the next Victoria's Secret Angel!

A really nice, goofy, freakishly tall and amazing girl I grew up with, Jamielee, is a finalist to become the next Victoria's Secret Angel.

Talk about every girl's dream!
So, all you have to do is go to http://www.vsallaccess.com/index.html#/vote/grand_central, download to view, and go down to the bottom right hand corner and scroll over Jamie's picture. A 'vote here' button will pop up, and click on it.

Help her out guys! She's rad and totally deserves it. Thanks for your help!!

BLECH

Yesterday I decided to get tv.

I don't like watching tv, and I don't miss it when I don't have it.
HOWEVER, I came across an ad for a bunch of satellite tv channels for 20 bucks a month, including Discovery, History, Travel and Cartoon Network, and equipment leasing is free.

The fact that I do have guests, and sometimes there is a show I want to watch [which currently I can't watch online because Suddenlink SUCKS and won't set up internet at the house], I decided to jump on the wagon.

Can I just tell you that my phone conversation was 31 minutes and 15 seconds? This guy, who sounded like he was from Tennessee and was obviously very lonely [maybe because he's been a phone operator for Dish Network for 8 years, he told me] would not shut up. I was holding the phone away from my ear, and then when I had questions, he'd interrupt me for some inane little story. I was seriously miserable on the phone. I don't even like phones. And why is everyone from Tennessee so weird? I almost canceled the whole thing after about 10 minutes, but he'd already charged me.

I'll never sign up for a contract type deal without all the information and fine print completely clear, and I did not want to give my SS#. I asked a couple questions about the DVR thing, tried to get out of having it, and he laughed at me for never having had satellite TV before. I'm sorry Lonely Man, I am obviously not as cool as you and your TV knowledge. I prefer books. So sue me.
Hahahaha.

Anyways, they're installing it today, which I must give them props for. Twenty four hours? Please learn about this, Suddenlink. Twenty four hours is a whole lot better than 2+ weeks and waiting. I have to be with the installation guy for two hours, then Annie and I are going to pump some iron at Northstar and hot tub it a bit.

I'm sorry for any of you who are reading this completely pointless blog post.
I did see a picture of 'jovial' Jeremy's balls on the pot at the bar last night, which was gross. Everyone always insists on showing me gross things! Oh, and Andy's kitten keeps running to me, jumping on my shoulders/lap, farting, and running away.
Gotta love kitten sitting :)

I get my air hockey table on Tuesday [yes!], my couches on Wednesday [double yes!], and hopefully I'll start working at Northstar soon [yes yes yes!!]

Life is beautiful...

"Should I clench let it go?"

Pretty much the quote of the night, which will be explained later.
A bunch of us went to Reno last night to celebrate Fancy's day of old age [ha] by playing lazertag and messing around in the arcade.

Everything about last night was amazing and fun!

Kim picked up this random kid that Fancy decided to name "Pete" at the Chevron station. He was a good sport, put up with a lot, and even called me mean at one point. Oh, and apparently napkins are cool to wear, and anything that isn't drinking or baggy clothes is 'hella square.' Pete, if you are reading this, thank you for providing me with endless entertainment. I'll get right on making that shirt with your face and hearts on it.

There was a "jump rope" game in the arcade that everyone was obsessed with; first try I got the most jumps, but unfortunately got beaten at the end. There was also a little Asian kid in the arcade that won FOUR THOUSAND TICKETS! He was stoked.

Lazertag was AMAZING; everyone on their own team, running, hiding....nothing short of epic. Definitely a workout, and definitely something that needs to happen at least once a month. It's only 6 bucks per person, and the second round the 14 of us got 'for free' because Keith handed a nice $20 bribe to the kid who was running it. I didn't do any dive-rolls, but that gives me something to work towards for the next time.

Dinner at Round Table was fun, although I'm surprised we didn't get kicked out or punched by the father of the family next to us. I dumped my salad and some peaches on David's pizza, David threw a slice of his pizza across the table, and spongy darts and lollipops were also being chucked from end to end.

We got some group photos taken, then someone noticed Parker was missing. Jen said he was in the bathroom, so all of us ran in the bathroom with cameras and bouncy balls
and busted Parker taking a dump. That's where the incredible title of this blog comes from. Whilst discussing the incident when everyone was leaving, Cici described how much it sucks being caught while pooping, and her thoughts; "Should I clench or let go?"

All in all, an amazing night of fun. Happy Birthday Fancy! Videos to come at a later date.

I am excited for....

1. Fancy's b-day lasertag in Reno tonight
2. Spooning with my wifey
3. My potluck dinner on Wednesday night
4. Andy's noodly kitten going to sleep on my lap instead of chewing on my hair and licking my chin
5. The heaps of Halloween candy I bought at half off yesterday
6. Did I mention hanging out with my wifey? Times 10!!!!!

YAY

Last night was SO MUCH FUN!

My ribs are bruised, my arms are completely beaten up, and I'm still in a great mood!

Last night was an absolute riot; I had more than enough fun. Even better yet, since I didn't consume a drop of any adult beverages, I had a fun crazy time sans the hangover. While everyone was miserable today, I couldn't feel better! :)

I saw a lot of good friends, listened to some awesome music, and yelled so much that my voice sounds even more manly than usual.

Anyways, onto the pictures [that took literally HOURS to upload]