"Should I clench let it go?"

Pretty much the quote of the night, which will be explained later.
A bunch of us went to Reno last night to celebrate Fancy's day of old age [ha] by playing lazertag and messing around in the arcade.

Everything about last night was amazing and fun!

Kim picked up this random kid that Fancy decided to name "Pete" at the Chevron station. He was a good sport, put up with a lot, and even called me mean at one point. Oh, and apparently napkins are cool to wear, and anything that isn't drinking or baggy clothes is 'hella square.' Pete, if you are reading this, thank you for providing me with endless entertainment. I'll get right on making that shirt with your face and hearts on it.

There was a "jump rope" game in the arcade that everyone was obsessed with; first try I got the most jumps, but unfortunately got beaten at the end. There was also a little Asian kid in the arcade that won FOUR THOUSAND TICKETS! He was stoked.

Lazertag was AMAZING; everyone on their own team, running, hiding....nothing short of epic. Definitely a workout, and definitely something that needs to happen at least once a month. It's only 6 bucks per person, and the second round the 14 of us got 'for free' because Keith handed a nice $20 bribe to the kid who was running it. I didn't do any dive-rolls, but that gives me something to work towards for the next time.

Dinner at Round Table was fun, although I'm surprised we didn't get kicked out or punched by the father of the family next to us. I dumped my salad and some peaches on David's pizza, David threw a slice of his pizza across the table, and spongy darts and lollipops were also being chucked from end to end.

We got some group photos taken, then someone noticed Parker was missing. Jen said he was in the bathroom, so all of us ran in the bathroom with cameras and bouncy balls
and busted Parker taking a dump. That's where the incredible title of this blog comes from. Whilst discussing the incident when everyone was leaving, Cici described how much it sucks being caught while pooping, and her thoughts; "Should I clench or let go?"

All in all, an amazing night of fun. Happy Birthday Fancy! Videos to come at a later date.