Amendment to previous post. A helpful check list: Do you look like a babe in your jeans?

1. When you do shop in the ladies department; What size jeans do you go for? 1? 3? 5?

If this is the case,you're in.

2. When you do buy pants, do they fit you everywhere but the waste? Do you have to hem the jeans to actually fit? Meh, sorry boys.

3. Do people tell you that you have a "bubble butt"? This is usually a reaction from someone who is shocked when they see your back side..we really don't know what else to say!

We will add more later, this is just the start to something beautiful.

AN ADDITION FROM KARI:
Dirty 'staches are the way to go. If you have a trash stash, you have a better chance of looking decent in skinny jeans.