Last Tuesday at the T-Club

As some of you know, every Tuesday night at the T-Club is "Beat the Clock." PBR and well drinks ar 50 cents starting at nine, and every half hour the price goes up 50 more cents.
I rarely go, but needless to say, people tend to get slightly intoxicated.
When Lyndsay, Kim and I sat down, and older man kept waving and gesturing towards me.
He approached me, and I recognized him as someone I helped out in the Demo shop with some skis [he and his friends came in wearing badass short apres ski sweaters with giant snowflakes].
He thanked me profusely for the next, oh, ten or so minutes, and was obviously drunk.
Not only was it Beat the Clock, but he and his friends had been at the bar since 2PM.
Lyndsay and I were feeling a bit rambunctious, and decided to have fun with this guy [and his suspenders!]
Long story short, we got him to do the hula in his suspenders, while the young gentleman behind me literally let his penis fall out of his pants...
Here is some fun photographic evidence from the night [and yes, that's his suspender in her mouth!];