First of many glorious duo posts from Lyndsay Turley, and Kari Langslet

Ohh dear, where do we begin?

Boys that should wear tight pants, and boys who should NOT wear tight pants;

This is tricky, how do you go about telling a fashion victim, "Boy, you look FAT in those pants!!!"

We have established some ground rules for boys that are interested in pursuing the tight pants lifestyle.

1. If you have thunder thighs, boy, please avoid the girls section of your local retailer.

2. If you have SOCCER CALVES, please, for all of our sakes, purchase straight legged jeans rather than slim fit skinnies. And, if you're "cool enough," you may be able to try out some boot cut jeans. But please, unless you're a stone cold fox, no bellbottoms. Flares may be okay.

3. If you're a Kari size [FUN SIZE!!! YEEEEE], then please, also refrain from skinny jeans, unless of course, you are uber UBER scrawny. Or scrumptious [like Nima]..Lyndsay's in love with him by the way.

Boys that can wear skinny jeans sound a little something like this;

1. Tall

2. Lanky

3. Babealicious/sex-ay GROWL

4. On the scrawnier side

If you walk by either of us and hear "Rawwrrr" you've obviously made the cut. Unfortunately if you hear any 'under-the-breath, snide utterances, you sadly have not.

You are FAT.

Or you have THUNDER THIGHS.

Or THUNDER CALVES.

Some of you may be reading this, and yes, we are talking about you. Lyndsay and I have made a mental list of those who have not made the cut, especially in the Tahoe community, but we're not THAT bitchy to tell. Some of you that are newbies to skinny jeans in the Tahoe area, you are probably one of the guys on the list. Even if you have been wearing them now for oh, 2-3 seasons, we still think you look fat.

Please stop.

You are giving skinny jeans a bad name and making a mockery of sexy boys everywhere.

Lyndsay and I both are shedding single tears at the thought of our list and your fat thighs.

We don't usually come across as this bitchy, but enough is enough. We both feel very strongly about this issue. Please support the "Only Sexy Tall Skinny Foxes Can Rock This Look" issue, otherwise known as O.S.T.S.F.C.R.T.L.

Thank you for your time.

Love,

Lyndsay Turley and Kari Langslet